The MisAdventures of College Wolf

If you haven't already been informed, Derok and I will soon be representing T'Wolvesblog on the Minnesota Timberwolves official website! We are extremely excited for this awesome opportunity, and I just wanted to share with everyone what exactly is going on.

The occasion is the new "Battle of the Bloggers" contest being run by Mike Trudell, Wolves Reporter. Derok and I will be representing T'Wolvesblog, along with five other respected T'Wolves bloggers. We'll be dropping some serious knowledge... it's sure to be a very competitive and hard fought battle.


Here's the lowdown:

Every week a question will be posed for us seven bloggers to answer. We submit our responses, restricted by a strict word limit (Word Limit?!?! I know what you're thinking: "College Wolf don't do word limits.") and they are then critiqued, analyzed, and posted on Timberwolves.com. There will also be a new poll included each week, for which people can vote for College Wolf their favorite entry.

Top vote getter each week gets 7 points, lowest gets 1 point, and so on. The weekly scores are then tallied throughout the entirety of the Battle of the Bloggers contest. I think the winner becomes the new GM of the Wolves.


So, make sure to check it out this FRIDAY for Round 1... and be sure to vote!


* Here's one last link so there are no excuses for not checking this thing out:
Battle of the Bloggers!


CW

Labels: Internet Fun, Sports, T-Wolves

Unbelievable. I've never once heard about one of these fuckheads actually getting caught. This guy must be stupider than pigshit. I don't really have too much to elaborate on, other than the fact that my mind is completely fuckin blown right now. I CAN'T believe they caught this guy. Wow, I've never heard anything about ever catching on of these scumbags before. If I didn't have the link at the bottom of this entry, I wouldn't believe it either. Honestly, I'm surprised he came over to America and left his day job raping sheep back in Lagos, Nigeria.

God, he must be really damn stupid. Someone obviously pissed in his end of the gene pool. He's on our "Most Wanted List," yet he was still in the United States. What a douche. Well, I guess I'm glad he got caught, although I hope he wasn't the one that I was emailing back and forth... Now that I mention it, I did lose my correspondences with him...

Anyhow, here is the article:

Police: 'Most Wanted' Nigerian Scammer Arrested In Florida

Authorities: Group Has Ripped Off More Than 2,000 Credit Reports

POSTED: 6:11 pm EDT August 8, 2007
UPDATED: 10:31 am EDT August 9, 2007

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- A man accused of being a member of a notorious group of Nigerian identity scammers was arrested during a routine traffic stop in Florida, according to the Secret Service.

Rilwan Soetan, who is on the U.S. Secret Service's "Most Wanted List," was taken into custody in Hamilton County on Tuesday.

Police said Soetan is believed to be part of a $1.7 million identity theft scam.

State Department of Agriculture agents stopped Soetan and found documents with people's personal identifying information, multiple cell phones and $6,000 in cash.

The Secret Service said Soetan is part of an organized group of identity scammers who have ripped off more than 2,000 credit reports.

Bronson said the arrest is an example of how the Department of Agriculture's law enforcement division has branched out in recent years.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.


I've Even Got A Link...

Labels: Nigerian Scammers are stupid

UPDATED 7/12/2007

I'm back from vacation and I'll be updating throughout the night tonight.

In the meantime, check out The New Nigerian Scammer Main Page for updates!

Labels: Nigerian Scammers are stupid

Well, glad we took Brewer last night. He's the guy I've wanted in this spot the entire time. What a comedy regarding Milwaukee taking Yiiiiiiiiii lol. Bonk and I rolled down to the Target Center with IHeartKG and friends. It was pretty fun. Here's what I remember from the draft party:











Yeah, not a whole lot. I think I drank waaaay too much Hennessey lol. Fuckin good times though. McCants is a douche. He was visibly pissed that we passed on B. Wright for Brewer. Shaking his head, cursing, and muttering under his breath. I think he can go screw himself. It would be one thing if he was actually good, but he's not. Thanks to some timely (and loud) drunken yelling comments from Sparks and myself regarding B. Wright's skill level, McCants left. He was looking pretty dapper too. I mean, he had a nice cutoff tee-shirt and I believe gym shorts. Way to represent yourself and the team at an official function like the draft, you tard. I hope we can trade him and Ricky Azzle for Maggette or Gerald Wallace (sign and trade.) I would love either of those to go down.

Anyhow, I am leaving early tomorrow morning for a much needed vacation, until next Wednesday. Going out East on a MLB stadium tour of sorts. Heading to Baltimore tomorrow, then Philadelphia, Boston, and finally to Yankee Stadium. The Yanks play the Twins that game. Should be pretty awesome. I was gonna do an update regarding our mentally challenged Nigerian friend Mr. Francisco Elson, but don't know if I'll have time. I hope I can put it up early tomorrow morning, but I dunno. If I don't, I will surely do it next Wednesday when I get back.

Have a good one all~

Labels: Drunken Lunacy, Internet Fun, Nigerian Scammers are stupid, Party Party Party, T-Wolves

I'll be updating throughout the night tonight. I just made the blog page and am about to email him back. Fortunately this fucktard sent the email to "Arthur Anderson" which is awesome because now he won't know to possibly google "College Wolf" and have my blog betray me again. Also, I have changed his name to protect his identity while this is ongoing...

In the meantime, check out The New Nigerian Scammer Main Page for updates!

Labels: Nigerian Scammers are stupid

Ohhhhhh I am soooo excited! A new Nigerian Scam baiter coming right up! I've already had a few new emails exchanged, and this one could be promising. I should have it updated for everyone on it's own page tomorrow night. Until then...

Labels: Nigerian Scammers are stupid

UPDATED: JUNE 24

Well, the sad news I don't have any updates because I haven't heard from him in over 10 days. My guess is that he googled my (or his) name and my blog came up. So, that's a major downer. I sent out some last ditch emails tonight (one to him and one to that lawyer of his) and will let everyone know if they respond. Otherwise, I think he's done with me. Tomorrow I am going to revamp the Nigerian page and make it like a portal so that it can link to various correspondences. In the meantime I am waiting for another Nigerian bitch to email me so that I can respond. If any of you get any good ones, feel free to forward them my way and I'll fuck with them if you don't want to.

CW

The New Nigerian Scammer Main Page

Correspondences with Mathew Abram

Labels: Nigerian Scammers are stupid

Well, I've been following all the trade and draft rumors this year more dilligently than I ever have in the past. With less than one week to go, I figured why not come out with some predictions and analysis of what I think each of the 14 lottery teams will (and should) do. I could write-up the entire first round, but predicting the late stages of the first round in the NBA draft is next to impossible. It's harder to do than Sebastion Telfair trying to get through a metal detector. And seeing as how the Wolves are drafting #7, I don't think too many people are all too interested in what Utah does with pick number twenty-five. I am however, very interested in how the lottery pans out. This draft is incredibly deep, and I could make a case for the Wolves wanting each and every player that is among the first 14 drafted. With that said, let's begin:

1. Portland Trail Blazers

Who I think they will draft: Greg Oden
Who I think they should draft: Kevin Durant

I really can't see them passing on Oden, and the word on the street is that they will take him. However, how much sense does it really make? They've already got Zach Randolph, LaMarcus Aldridge, and Joel Przybilla at the center and power forward positions. Who are their small forwards? Darius Miles? He didn't play a single minute last year, has been injured, and fell out of favor with the organization. Martell Webster? He's not nearly ready to be the guy, nor is Travis Outlaw. Durant would allow them to have Zach Randolph, Aldridge, and Durant out on the floor at once. That would be a sick front court. However, with Oden they still don't have a small forward and either Randolph or Aldridge will have to be sitting when Oden is on the court.

2. Seattle Supersonics

Who I think they will draft: Kevin Durant
Who I think they should draft: Kevin Durant

I think Seattle has the most ideal position in the draft. They don't have to second guess who they take. They simply sit tight and take whoever falls to them. Personally, I believe Oden will go #1, and therefore Durant falls to the Sonics. They've already got 3 projects at center, all taken the past three drafts. It looks like Rashard Lewis will be leaving (as he exercised his opt-out clause), which leaves Seattle without a small forward. I think Durant will fit in fine with Ray Allen and Ridnour. Chris Wilcox has developed into a nice power forward, and if they can just have one of their center pans out they should be fine. Look for a good rebound year from Robert Swift, who has progressed nicely and was injured all last season.

3. Atlanta Hawks

Who I think they will draft: Brandan Wright
Who I think they should draft: Al Horford

I've heard chatter which points towards taking Wright, which I think is a big mistake. He's a young project who certainly has the potential to be good, but doesn't fit their needs. Al Horford is one of the most NBA-ready big men in the draft. They were plauged by lack of rebounding and point guard play last season. They tried to solve the rebounding by taking Sheldon Williams last season, but that failed miserably. This pick is too high to take Conley, and I think they like a different point guard at #11. Horford is a 6'10" rebounding machine, and he would fit in quite nicely here. They should take him. Then again, it's the Hawks. They'll probably draft Thaddeus Young en route to cornering the world's market of small forwards.

4. Memphis Grizzlies

Who I think they will draft: Al Horford
Who I think they should draft: Al Horford

I think they will draft whoever falls between Brandan Wright and Horford. I think Horford will be a better pro than Wright anyhow, so they would love for him to fall to number four. You never know, the Hawks could shock the world and actually draft Horford, but I doubt it. Horford would fit in nicely with the young Memphis talent and Pau Gasol. Gasol and Horford would be a great front court, along with Rudy Gay and Hakeem Warrick on the Wings. I like their collection of young talent. They could possibly take Conley here if he really impresses them, as they need a young point guard to run this offense.

5. Boston Celtics

Who I think they will draft: Yiiiiiiiiiii Jianlian
Who I think they should draft: Trade the Pick or Corey Brewer

Word is Danny Ainge is infatuated with Yii. It also makes sense because the pick would put the Celtics on the map in the Asian community and help marketing enormously. Ainge has traveled to China on three different occasions to watch Yii in person. Even though I wouldn't agree with the pick of Yii, I could see why they would do it. I think the best thing they could do is trade the pick (for KG, make it happen) to bring in more immediate help for Pierce. This is one of the youngest teams in the league, and I don't think adding another project is what the team needs. Also, the last 15 Celtics fans may kill themselves. If they do keep the pick, I think they should go with Brewer. I think he will be one of the best players in this draft. His perimeter defense is second to none. He can slash to the hoop, finish with authority, and has three point shooting range. I liken him to Josh Howard with a better jump shot. Plus, he looks like Chris Bosh on meth. The Celtics defense was absolutely putrid last season, and Brewer would help immensly.

6. Milwaukee Bucks

Who I think they will draft: Mike Conley
Who I think they should draft: Mike Conley

He makes sense here, as it looks like Mo Williams is going to walk this off-season, leaving them with just Earl Boykins at point guard. That would be a disaster. If they let Williams walk, look for them to pick up Conley if he is available (which he very well could be.) If Conley is gone, my guess is that they take the best "big" available.

7. Minnesota Timberwolves

Who I think they will draft: Corey Brewer or just as likely, Spencer Hawes
Who I think they should draft: Corey Brewer

Where do I start? I have probably written hundreds of pages on our draft pick this year already, in the forums and on various website comments. In the interest of all our collective sanity, I'll keep this somewhat short. I think Brewer should overwhelmingly be the pick right here. It's probably 50-50 right now that he will be available, as his stock has risen dramatically since the beginning of the last NCAA season. I've heard him rumored at being taken by both the Celtics and Bucks, but I don't think either will. If he is available, we need to take him immediately, without second thought. As I said, he's the total package. He can play lockdown defense, get to the rim, shoot, he's got the repuration of being a winner, and hell, he'll probably even deliver your mail. I don't need to say much more about Brewer, but I think when all is said and done, he'll probably be one of the top players to come out of this draft.

With all that said, I've heard waaaaaaaay too many rumors about the Wolves promising to take Spencer Freakin Hawes with this pick. If this happens there is a good possibility of bad things happening at whatever draft party I am at. If we take Hawes and pass on Brewer, there is a great possibility of me getting incredibly drunk, ripping my own arm off, and then beating myself to death with it.

8. Charlotte Bobcats

Who I think they will draft: Joakim Noah
Who I think they should draft: Joakim Noah

I think he fits in well here, with their collection of former college stars. In all seriousness, he would be a pretty good fit on this team. He brings serious energy and intensity, and they need a big guy opposite Okafor to help him with the dirty work, since Sean May isn't panning out (and the fact that he is fat and always injured.) If they don't take Noah, I guess I could perhaps see them going with Jeff Green or Julian Wright.

9. Chicago Bulls

Who I think they will draft: Whoever is left from Noah, Hawes, and Julian Wright
Who I think they should draft: Trade this pick, or draft in this order: Noah, Hawes, Wright

The biggest need for the Bulls is a scoring bigman. However, being that by this position in the draft, the players left will be largely devoid of that commodity (other than a risk with Hawes) they are left to choose among these three players. They tried to fill their bigman void with Ben Wallace, who they overpaid for and is quite clearly on the downside of his career. I think they should do whatever they can to trade this pick with some of their young assets for a bigman like Pau Gasol, Zach Randolph, KG, or even Jermaine O'Neal. I could see one of those deals going down before the draft, but maybe not (it's such a crapshoot with these types of predictions.) Chicago is also rumored to like Yii if he is still available. Hawes is supposed to have good post moves and could probably be a decent fit for Chicago, but I think he is a slug. If the Wolves take him I will cry before I beat myself to death.

10. Sacramento Kings

Who I think they will draft: Julian Wright
Who I think they should draft: Jeff Green

What a depressing franchise. I am glad I am not a Kings fan.

11. Atlanta Hawks

Who I think they will draft: Javaris Crittenton
Who I think they should draft: Acie Law IV

I've heard all kinds of rumors that they really like Crittenton here. This allowed them to not have to reach for Conley at three. It totally makes sense to me. Crittenton is a 6'5" play making guard, that the Hawks need desperately. I think he could be a good fit, but I like Acie Law more. He was one of the most clutch shooters in college basketball last season and played four years in college. He's seasoned and he is a great leader. I think he would do wonders running the young Hawks team. I think he could help that collection of young talent to really grow and maximize their potential. The Hawks really can't go wrong with either Crittenton or Law with this pick. Now, if they pass on Conley at number three and draft someone like Al Thornton or Thad Young I will laugh uncontrollably for days, possibly even years.

12. Philadelphia 76er's

Who I think they will draft: Al Thornton or Spencer Hawes
Who I think they should draft: Gulp, Hawes.

These are the two guys that I have heard them rumored to most likely select. I'm not a big Hawes fan, but he is a much better pick at 12, rather than 7. I think he would fit in pretty well on Philly with Iguodala, Andre Miller, and Dalembert. Do they really need Al Thornton when they've already got Iguodala? I don't really think so. Plus, I've consistentely heard Thornton's workouts have been pretty sub-par. He commits a lot of turnovers and is a slow decision maker. I'd stay away. It really sucks for the fans of the Sixers that they have to try and psyche themselves up for either Thornton or Hawes.

13. New Orleans Hornets

Who I think they will draft: Al Thornton
Who I think they should draft: Al Thornton or Nick Young

They desperately need a shooting guard, but who knows if Peja Stojakovic will be healthy or not? It sounds like Desmond Mason will be walking since his contract expired, and Al Thornton would be a pretty decent pick to replace him. This team is already set at PG (Chris Paul) and bigmen, two of the most important positions on the court. Nick Young is the best shooting guard in the draft, but do they need him if Peja is completely healthy? I really don't think so. Perhaps Thornton will already be selected, and in that case they should go with Nick Young. But, if it comes down to a choice (and Peja will be healthy) I'd probably go with Thornton.

14. LA Clippers

Who I think they will draft: Acie Law/Crittenton
Who I think they should draft: Acie Law/Crittenton

I think they will select whichever point guard Atlanta presumably leaves for them. With Cassell starting to pout again, and Livingston's horrific injury, they are in desperate need of a young franchise point guard for years to come. I honestly think either guard would be a good fit for this team, but if it came down to a choice (hahahahaha if Atlanta is truly that stupid) then I like Law over Crittenton. It's not personal, it's just who I like from my own observations.

Well, there you have it. It's my 2007 Mock Lottery Draft. Let's hope Brewer falls to the Wolves. I can't wait to see how close (or totally wrong) I am at this time next weekend. We are gonna get shithoused for the draft, should be a good time. Maybe I'll have bloggable material, if I can remember it.

Labels: Sports

[NEW UPDATE: JUNE 23, 2007]

CLICK HERE for Nigerian Scammer e-mail hilarity!

I am sure most all of you have gotten those junk emails from Nigerian "419" scammers at some point in your lives. Most of the time you just deleted them, maybe you've even read through their emails. That's not what I do. I respond. And fuck with them. It's great entertainment...

If you don't know what I'm talking about, simply go to Google and search "Nigerian 419 scammer" and you'll find all the information you need. Bascially, the gist of it is that you will receive a broken english email from someone which details how they have acquired a massive fortune (I've seen anywhere from 5 to 500 million dollar fortunes.) but they can't get the money out of the country (a random African nation, usually Nigeria) for a littany of obviously phony problems. They email you back and forth and people end up sending them money for bribes, fake documents, and other such expenses in an attempt to get the money out of the country, which they then say they will share with you. They string people along and milk them for all they are worth. Most people end up financially ruined, and others have gone to jail for committing illegal crimes in attempts to help the Nigerian contacts. These scammers are complete idiots, and it's amazingly hilarious to fuck with them. "419" comes from the Nigerian code of law that outlaws these very scams. However, I don't think I've ever heard of any of the Nigerians to date that have actually been apprehended...

Anyways, back to the Google search. You'll find websites warning people about these dickbags, as well as horror stories about people losing everything they own because they are deceived by the scammers and send them their money. Some people will even physically travel to Africa to meet these "friends" and end up getting kidnapped or worse. You can also read a plethora of websites where people detail their fake correspondences with these scumbags. Some are funny, but some are incredibly hilarious. The best thing is trying to come up with the most absurd situations and concoct lies to the scammers and see how they respond. They usually always fall for it as long as they still think you are going along with them and will send money. I've read some email correspondences between people and the scammers that absolutely bring me to tears. Some pretty damn creative and funny people out there.

My email correspondences may not get any of them arrested, but it's hilarious and it wastes their time. If they go through all these efforts with me, I like to sometimes think I am preventing other innocent people from perhaps getting ensnared in their webs of lies and deceit. This is where the point of this entire post comes in. I am currently in discussion with a "Mathew Abram." Click the link below to enjoy the hilarious conversations. It's still early yet in our correspondence, but I am going to keep updating my blog with new emails as they come (or I send them.)

CLICK HERE for Nigerian Scammer e-mail hilarity!

P.S. If anyone wants to give it a go for themselves, email me as I currently have two new emails from the Nigerians that I haven't responded to and probably won't for as long as I am talking to this current guy.

Labels: Nigerian Scammers are stupid

I found this post on a T-Wolves forum that I won't dignify by naming. Regardless of where I came across this post, it's pretty fucking funny. I've had it saved in a Word document forever, so I figure I should throw it up here finally. I won't lie to you, every damn time I read it I get quite a chuckle. I forgot to save the name of whoever wrote it, but fuck, it doesn't matter which imbecile from the said forum wrote it... it could have been anyone of them to tell you the truth. I can tell you with almost absolute certainty that it wasn't Tom Dumbstrom or MarkD, because they are too stupid, lame, and uncreative to make a post even remotely funny like this one. This guy isn't exactly a genius either (as you will see from his 742 grammar/spelling errors) but it gave me a good chuckle. Here it is in it's unedited entirety:

second part: i totally agree..i dont think that mchale was always so clueless..im sure there was a good plan in place, but then the joe smith thing COMPLETELY derailed it, and now taylor and mchale both are doing the worst job on earth trying to salvage what they can from that awful mistake, and its all failing miserably..it woulda been a whole lot better to have just brought in a new guy years ago after the smith blunder (somebody with a new outlook, and plan) rather than keeping the guy while they both try unsuccessfully to make up for their mistake.

Theyre so used toi not having draft picks that theyve decided to just trade them all away for the next 350 years, until the oil wells dry up, and our great great great great grandchildren (and mchales great great great great frankenstein baby) all get wiped off the face of the earth..all to ensure that theyve left their mark on the franchise to ensure eternal failure..when civilization finally returns, somebody will find that the transaction papers making the 350 draft picks property of the boston celtics, have fossilized, and they will talk about how the dinosaur (the mchaleasauras) was the ugliest, meanest, most ruthless beast to roam the planet in the year 2006..they will find his bones, and they will show evidence of sodomy from a very species known as the glentaylordactyl..that will also prove that there really is no god.

If you don't think that is at least somewhat funny there is something wrong with you lol. My favorite line is the last one: "and they will show evidence of sodomy from a very species known as the glentaylordactyl..that will also prove that there really is no god." Lol, the "Glentaylordactyl"... that's some pretty funny fucking stuff. That's all for now.

CW

Labels: Tom is a homo, Tom's Friends are Homos

A new website courtesy of www.DeRok.net. I feel that it is a clever and exciting new way to advertise on the internet. So much so that I myself invested this blog in one advertising spot. (And I don't even sell anything here, ha!) I urge you to do the same, especially if you have a new up and coming e-business that could benefit by the increased traffic!

Here is a little preview of the game. Follow the link to the website if you are interested in checking it out:

Labels: Internet Fun

Well. It had to end sometime. No, not my excessive drinking... the Wolves shitass 2006-07 season, that's what. We played the Memphis Grizzlies again. Would we tank the game for a draft pick? Will we win? Will people show up? Will Bonk and I be incredibly wasticated for the game? All I know is that I can answer "Yes" to that last question right off the bat...

CLICK HERE for details on the rest of the night

********ADDENDUM********

Here is an email I got from someone about our crazy night. More specially, it is about us marching around the Target Center with the "Fire McFail" signs:

"Your latest post is so funny but not as funny as the actual night. I was in the worst mood that night because the game sucked and I had to go back to work. Seeing you and Bonk walking around with those signs was the funniest thing ever and totally cheered me up. Honestly, I wish someone had videotaped it because I don't think you really understand how awesome it was. My friends and I were dying because you dudes were so funny."


Ahhhhh, good times.

Labels: Drunken Lunacy, T-Wolves

Crazy, stupid ass drunken night. Oh, and Bonk and I did a running diary.


You should enjoy this one.

Labels: Drunken Lunacy

Updated: The inside info on the one and only Number 1 Minnesota Timberwolves Fan, SILENT ABABU. Coming Now.

CLICK HERE to meet SILENT ABABU!

Labels: Drunken Lunacy, T-Wolves

Well, if you didn't know, TWolfTim, Bonk, and I tore up the town two Friday nights ago, after the Wolves-Sixers game. We fucking got it done, that's for damn sure. Hit up the bars, got kicked out, talked to Wolves players.... Hear about all the festivities here...

Labels: Drunken Lunacy, Party Party Party

What a disgrace of a league. Everything from the commissioner to the scoring to the participants. Recently, I smoked that fag MarkD like a fat blunt in the championship, to take home the title. Never mind the fact that I couldn't even make any roster changes such as adding or dropping players, or even what players I wanted to start for OVER SIX WEEKS!! Fifty years of combined Fantasy Football experience between him and Tom, LOL! Tools! Just total morons... I love MarkD's smack talk along the way... big words from such a little man. Read the juicy details of me winning it all RIGHT HERE...

Labels: Tom is a homo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
So someone has been signing up my email address for SPAM mail. Stupid junk mail stuff like listserves and whatnot. They did sign me up for muslimnews though, which looked promising. I also got a nice email from a Hossein Alizadeh from the International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission . Just as I suspected, he informed me that MarkD was, in fact, the founding member. I'll assume this is the shoddy handiwork of either MarkD or NIN because they are both incredibly stupid and have more time on their hands than they know what to do with.

It's hilarious though... I hope they are not spending too much time doing this brilliant *prank* because every email I get I have to do a secondary confirmation through my email to ensure that they can actually send me stuff. LOL. So, I just delete them and that's that. LOL, that shit cracks me up. Keep up the good work, whichever of Tom's gay minion you are. You are getting me reeeeeeal good. It's so hard having to delete one extra email a day that makes it past the junk mail filters. Just complete idiocy, haha.

The funny thing is, I used to do this to people in like seventh grade. Except that I was good at it. And I knew what I was doing. And it frustrated them. This, this is amateur.

Valiant effort though fellas.

COMING SOON:

I just wanted to make a short post to keep things real. More importantly though, I just wanted to let people know about a hilarious entry that will be put up tomorrow or Saturday regarding Tom Thunstrom's TWolves Central Fantasy Football Gay League. Guess what, I WON the league. Haha, beat that no talent ass clown MarkD in the championship. And guess what... I haven't been able to make a roster move or add players to my team for over SIX weeks because TOM LOCKED MY LINEUP. HAHAHA.... AND I STILL WON THE LEAGUE. More drama in detail coming very, very soon!

Labels: Tom is a homo

Wow, I can't get over how much of a total TOOL Tom is. Very funny though, I'll give him an 'A' for effort. So, in the update section of my blog post below, I've got a link to the forums at Celticsblog.com, where various members are debating my blog and the validity of Tom's AI poem that "he wrote." I've been checking back to that thread at Celticsblog to see what people are saying/their opinions and saw something pretttttty interesting...

Look what one member has to say:

"I don't see it either? Doesn't look like straight up, blatant copying to me. Whoever set that site up probably had an axe to grind with the admin."

Who does that sound like? Yep, you're friendly neighbor neurotic Administrator of MNDictators.com. In case you were wonder, yes, the member in question is named "AI In Boston"and he just joined on DECEMBER 14TH and has made a grand total of SEVEN posts before he "discovered" this thread. If you go and read his seven posts, it doesn't take a genius to discover Tom's cardboard personality shining in each and every one of the in-depth seven posts he has made. He's even got some retarded posts about AI Trade Proposals that he pulled out of his ass, like all the ones that he has been posting on MNDictators.com

LOL, NICE TRY TOM. HAHAHAHA, honestly, I can't get over how much of a fucktard you are. Seriously, get a life. Are you ever not on a computer, or do you just carry your desktop PC around with you wherever you go? Because honestly, I know that you are too much of a fucking fruitcase to own a laptop.

Labels: Tom is a homo

Some of you may know this person as TWTom aka Tom Thunstrom aka Tyrant aka The Head Aministrator of MNSportsFans.com.

Well, it didn't take that arrogant piece of shit, cock monkey long to strike again. Here is his latest "work."

He pretends to "write" his own poem based on the popular poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas", except that it is about Allen Iverson and is entitled "Twas the night before Iverson." He posts "his" poem on his sports blog, and passes it off as his own.

One small problem with this. He blatantly plagiarized it from an article on CelticsBlog.com.

READ HERE FOR THE FULL STORY

UPDATE: Uh-oh Tom...

http://celticsblog.net/cheapseats/?p=302 (The bottom few comments)

And...

http://www.celticsblog.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=215108#215108

Labels: Tom is a homo

Well, I'm off for a week of paid vacation at a sunny, beach filled locale. Gonna be great, I'm stoked. Looks like it couldn't come at a more perfect time weather-wise. Adios.

Labels: Party Party Party

Well, it didn't take those cock monkeys long to kick me out of the ridiculously homosexual TwolvesCentral Chatroom, aristocrats only, please. Here's the link if anyone wants to go fuck with them: (Which I highly recommend, by the way.)

The Tyrant strikes again in Live Chat...



In Very related news, just a little follow up blogging about some MNDictatorsCentral stuff can be found HERE.

ADDED (11/18/06): I can't believe I am even wasting this much time on you, but I'll show you what happens when you copy and paste lines from an Excel spreadsheet into the blog.



Good day

Labels: Tom is a homo

Gambling Maestro and God's gift to gay men everywhere speaks...


The best gambling advice I would advise you never listen to.

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I was going to leave the miscreants at MNDictatorsCentral.com alone and be done with them, but honestly, I've got too much good material to pass up. Sadly though, this is (probably) the last time I will talk about or respond to their collective idiocy.

With that said, here are some of the latest posts and emails...

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This is how I roll MoFuckas....


How to Bet on MNF...



Good luck with your bets MarkD. Holllla, Pop yo colla lil bitch.

Will it end? No, Tom's propoganda and lies will probably never end...

The unadultered truth, right here folks...

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Well, Tom's lies and deceit are getting put out in the open. That's good. At least it will allow some people to see the truth for themselves. Of course, Tom and crew are already banning members, attempting to silence members and deleting posts as a pre-emptive strike against the new (soon to be superior) forum opening up this weekend on TWolvesBlog.com

As for the stuff that Tom can't ban or delete, read here for more updates on the truth...

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First off, I've got a killer story coming up about Bonk, TWolfTim, and My endeavors pertaining to the Saturday Wolves game and our night out afterwards. It was a great time, an even greater story and will be a good read. Look for it soon...but right now I've got much more important things to clue you all in on.


Today, I wanted to do a little update about TWTom's continued hatred of me. However, what he has done to me lately absolutely PALES IN COMPARISON to what he did to another valued member of DictatorCentral.com


Read on for the truth, its literally unbelievable everyone...


ED: I almost forgot to mention...Cybersportsbook.com was just bought out by Bodog.com. Anyone know what that means? I now have access to my $14,000+ dollars and can bet on sports again! Hoooraay!

P.S. Suck it Tom and MarkD.

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It never stops, does it people? Tom tries to make me look like the bad guy while maintaining his totalitarian stranglehold on the website. It's too bad that he can't be impeached. That vote would be like 510-6 (or how ever many Philly friends he has on the site... can't be more than 10 cronies.) Then again, with his bumfuck logic he would probably say their 6 votes count as 100 each. Ha ha ha.

Anyhow, I have created a link from my blog to chronicle the ongoing TWolves Central Drama in its entirety. Check it out. It's got a nice little update for everyone today as well. Maybe Eric will someday rise up and regain his rightful control of the site away from Tom.


Also, for anyone interested, How is the weather in Philadelphia? Lol, Tom me boy!

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I know, I know... this entry is incredibly freaking late. I apologize. As the title implies, Bonk and I went to Vikings-Pats Monday Night football game last Monday night. A couple of reasons for why I have been slacking here: 1) Not too much excitement right now going on to blog about and 2) I've been writing for DeRok's new T-Wolves Blog, so you'll all have to cut me a little slack. If you haven't already, make sure to go and check it out asap as it is quickly becoming one of the premiere T-Wolves blogs on the net!

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Wherein lie my stories of (in)famy and intrigue. First off, I've got a couple oldies. Look for a writeup of Bonk and I's recent Monday Night Football endeavors soon to follow!

Well… I thought I was gonna be done with this all. Nope, fuck it. Certain people continue to relish in the opportunity to take pot shots at me that I can’t even respond to. Some of these people even posted “Anonymously” in the comments section of the entry below. Way to get things out there instead of hiding behind your computer… doesn’t bother me, I know who you are. Then again, they were saying even more idiotic and offensive things than even I have been known to supposedly say. On a related note, isn’t it funny that Tom and all of his friends post anonymously and insult me on my blog but then go back on TWC and complain about me while trying to act ‘civic,’ where I can’t even respond. Typical. I know, right?

A new day, a new post. Who’s up first on the ballet tonight: Looks like MarkD has honors. This monstrosity has more misspelled words and grammar errors than a first grader that hasn’t yet learned what a vowel is:

dam, im not going to get that 5 minutes of my life back. honestly i was expecting Tom's emails to be worse considering how much you and cw complained about them. he basicly said what he said here. "if you don’t like the rules take your ball and go home. i dont see the big deal at all. i also love how he puts
- Hey dimwit, I wasn’t focusing solely on his emails. It’s his attitude and actions over time. His emails are just the usual lies and bullshit. The main reason I posted the emails was to disprove his claims that I have been sending him “Vile” emails.

"just ask markd" about backing up what he says about the gambling post. like I am going to back him up after he sent me borderline death threats. LOL!!!
- Please, don’t flatter yourself. I wasn’t asking you to back me up. Not that you would go out of your way for someone else anyways. Regardless, I said to ask you because you were the most outspoken person on the subject.

LOL! (See I can do it too!) LOL!!! LOL!!!!! LOLLLLL!!!!!

you know, i thought the dude was a little off after he asked me to hook him up with a sportsbook deposit bonus on the site i use. that was a very bizarre request considering our many flame wars and the "i wouldnt save you if you were dying" email.and it made me think, I honestly think that this guy either refuses to take any responsiblity whatsoever for what he does, or there is something wrong with him mentally that prevents him from seeing things as they are. i mean what person in their right mind is going to ask ME of all people, after all the crazy wars we had for an internet sign up bonus? that doesnt make any sense.
- You are kidding right? Seeing as how most all internet gambling sites offer sign up bonuses to both the new person AND the referrer, you still don’t understand why I could have possibly asked you? Do you understand simple economics? Do you? Do you know what the “Game Theory” is? Apparently not. You take 20 seconds and we both benefit. You take no action and neither benefits. Wow, you are looking into things a little too deep. I wasn’t doing it out of favor or because I thought we were friends. I was just trying to profit off you.

this whole thing is a shame, because CW has a good side. but his bad sad makes any reedeeming qualities of the good side not worth the trouble.
- Yadda yadda the usual toe the line bullshit.

and honestly all this "tom is a dictator" stuff is ludicrus. and now that these "condesending pm's" are out in the open, it makes it even more ludicrous.
- Oh really is it now? What “PM”’s are out in the open? I haven’t posted any PM’s from Tom. They are all in my account that I am locked out of. Most of Tom’s condescending posts have since been deleted. Nice work to try covering for him... well not really but ok. Everyone can see through this.

anyway, im done commenting on this since tecniqally a link to his blog is basicly like a post and probably should and will be deleted or locked.
MarkD
- It’s a lot easier if you just ask Tom to delete it for you. I didn’t know it was illegal to post a link to a website. Wow, settle down Mussolini.

The funny thing is, I have been INCREDIBLY Civil towards you since our heated arguments a while back. Didn’t take too long for you to turn on me and reveal your true character once again at the first chance you got. I can’t say I’m surprised.

P.S. Your post really put my spell checker through the fucking wringer! Props!



Let’s see...#2

Wow. Just wow. I know Tom will get a kick out of this and probably have a good laugh at College Wolf's expense.
Isawitonline
- ROTFLMFAO! A good laugh at my expense!?! What is he going to do, make fun of me on the board that I can’t even read??? Oh noooooooooo! Please don’t rip on me and prove to everyone else that is still blinded your true character. I posted truth, he posts lies, and you choose to blatantly disregard it and side with your friend. Noble at least. Kind of like Glenn Taylor with Kevin McHale.
Who's laughing now?



And the rip fest continues… #3

Can you say "desperate cry for attention. Granted, I just skimmed over it, but my five-year-old son looks mature in comparison.
I did notice him crying that while on mod review only KD would approve
his posts. That's not true. I approved quite a few, and I didn't even
respond harshly to PMs from CW bi+ching about having to wait for approval. (How mature/wise is it to antagonize the very people you need a favor from?) Instead, I took the time out of my day and simply went about my (unpaid) job and read, judged, and approved every pointless post he put out there. As did the other mods when they had time.
Wolf w/s
- A hand picked moderator that rarely posts or contributes. Getting ripped on by moderators is nothing new to me. If you don’t like things that come with the job, then why do it? (For free, none the less) Who’s the bigger sucker?



Oooh, another winner… #4

Problem is, he broke rules and complained about it, instead of correcting his behavior. It is all on him. Being the lead moderator on a Vikings Fan web forum I have sympathy for Tom. I've seen a few people like CW, it does not matter what your approach is. They are going to do what they want regardless of the black and white rule, then complain when you enforce the rule. He is taking it to another level in trying to garner support through a blog. Problem is, most of us frequent posting members are happy he is gone.
StretchArmstrong
- Another close, personal friend of Tom’s. Starting to notice a trend here? If it looks like bullshit, smells like bullshit, must be...Ah, you know the rest. It’s all on me huh? I would agree with that if a neutral, unbiased, fair, non-confrontational moderator ran the forum. Unfortunately for all us members that is not the case. Shrug. Whateva. Taking it to another level? Lol, this blog is going to be a place where I can post and share thoughts. This drama is merely just kicking things off. I am feeling quite journalistic lately, what can I say? I like how you talk about the rules being “Black and White” when they are hardly anything but! I like how you talk as if you know me, when in reality I am much, much different than I may “appear” on TWC. People are not always what they seem online. I would hope you could realize that. For example, you may be a great person in real life but on MNSportsFans.com (the only place by which I know you) I think you are a complete fucking moron.

P.S. This guy used to have a picture for his avatar where he was holding a guitar and you could see his gigantic man breast. Classic!

As Krayzie Bone once said: “Its sad, yes so sad, yes so sad, yes so saaaad...”




Let me leave you all with this. Just an old Post I found saved on my computer from a while back. Looks like I am not the only person that had problems with Tom and/or the way he ran things around here...

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY TWTOM:

CASEY,

YOU’RE BEING STUBBORN.

I EXPLAINED WHY YOUR POST HAD TO BE DELETED 3 TIMES TO YOU IN PRIVATE AND YOU’RE CHOOSING TO CONTINUE PICKING FIGHTS WITH MY STAFF OVER THIS, CALLING THEM NAMES IN PM’S?

WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO OTHER THAN TO CONTINUE SPINNING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER?

PLEASE LET IT GO.

Response by Brewdogg:

Your "staff" continues to rip posters who have honest complaints about the new changes. Instead of changing their tone, and listening to the criticisms they spew this crap about people acting like babies. The worst part about it is that we have no power to offer our opinions or rebuttal without getting a slap on the wrist. The fact of the matter is that some of the Mods are acting like babysitter's when they don't need to be.

As for the clarifications, I understand your take. But I am still witnessing a double-standard. Is it fair that Mods call us "children" for complaints? Is it fair that some posters aren't held to these same strict guidelines as others? I had to cry foul before anyone did anything about Synthi's post bashing another poster for no reason. Your "staff" looked over that one, and you were the only person that did anything about it.

I'm not a child, and I don't behave like one on these boards. But if I see an honest to goodness double-standard I'm going to voice my concern about it. I think these kinds of things are going to be inevitable with these new changes and somebody has to keep it consistent, because the "staff" certainly isn't.

FWIW, I thought what happens in PM's stays in PM's? I'm not picking fights with your staff either, I'm pointing out their inconsistencies.

- Well there you have it folks. I guess I am the only one that has problems with the way things are run around here.

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"What tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive"


Where do I start?


Being forced to resort to alternative means to get my voice and more importantly, getting the truth out, is not necessarily a bad thing. For those of you that know/knew me as College Wolf on a Timberwolves chat forum, you may or may not be wondering to yourself, "Where did CW go?" The answer, my friends, is complicated.


I know that not everyone loved me, hell not even everyone liked me. That's beside the point. Last week The Lead Dictator, more commonly known as "TWTom" kicked me off the site for no reason and without warning. Honestly, I think he was pissed that I was becoming more popular than him on his own site. And I somehow managed to top him in post count, to boot. I'll admit, we both had an absurd 7,000+ posts. (One difference, he's 30 and I was a college student. haha!) Watch out if you are someone he dislikes, because he can and will block your access to the site with a nifty little IP Blocker, that gives you a deceptive, trendy little error message stating:


Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 30 seconds exceeded in D:\Inetpub\mnsportsfans\forum\global.php(349) : eval()'d code on line 22


If you get that message, watch out because you are in trouble. I am sure you simply disagreed with one of Tom's opinions or argued back with him after one of his patented personal attacks, but hey, not everything in this world is fair and balanced. Speaking of which, I love Tom's ability to second guess/criticize/rip/mock other people of authority such as Kevin McHale (started a failed petition for his ouster), Glen Taylor, Coach Duane Casey, Coach Mason, Philly sports figures, the list goes on and on. But, as the public authority and figure head of this said MN Sports site, he can't take one iota of criticism. It's funny, because more often than not HE is the one that instigates events. As a person in his position, I would think it would be common knowledge that you won't agree with and get along with everyone, but he should most certainly NOT be getting in arguments with members. You should have seen him in the past before all this shit went down. Classic.


Tom and I have had spats in the past (mostly pertaining to his unfair dictatorship like monitoring of the said website) But really, this last one takes the cake. Since I was suddenly removed from accessing this site, which means I also cannot make any posts in defense of myself or to explain the situation. I know what Tom said about this situation and how things went down (right before he closed the thread, naturally.) A blessing in disguise though, because now I have this unfiltered and uncensored forum to get the truth out. Not only that, I now get to avoid getting in spats with Tom's minions and personal friends that he coddles like children in their endeavors to start some amazing fucking shit with people on the website. So Tom, thank you for giving me the opportunity to discover this new medium. I took much more joy in my off topic posts, social commentary on nights out on the town, and playful banter with (normal, non-asshole) members. No more quarrelling about how much ass Coach Casey blows and then getting yelled at by Tom and his hand picked administrators for stating truths. No more getting censored for funny, light hearted posts just to chat. (Oops I posted a McHale sucks thread in the Wolves forum. What is the answer, "BAN BAN BAN!")


I've made some posts that probably should have been removed, but goddamn who hasn't? Current members make posts that should be removed but are not, due to their personal friendships with Stali... err Tom. I personally love their attacks against members that don't get moderated or removed. I've sneezed and gotten those posts removed. I honestly believe that I was scrutinized with the single worst bias in moderation of anyone ever on that site. Sad, but that's truth.


Not to brag, but there have been some pretty dead days that I single handedly carried that site. More than Tom can say. Well, scratch that... Tom is good at copying and pasting articles from over the net and then not commenting on them. Good work, way to foster conversation. I can now get drunk and post whatever the fuck I want. This concept excites me. Honestly it does.


Let's get to what is important. I was recently banned because I made a post cursing out George Bush for signing the bullshit anti-gambling safe harbor law that was piggybacked onto some other legitimate law. Unsurprisingly, it passed. It's fucking bullshit. Just ask MarkD. The one topic I have most ever agreed with him about. In my post, I curse Bush and comment that my $14,000+ gambling funds have been frozen and I am pissed. (Who wouldn't be.) They were frozen overnight with no warning to me whatsoever. Literally, 6 hours after making a bet I could no longer access the money. Well, lo and behold Tom comes out being a condescending, know-it-all. (I got in trouble for those last four words! Personal Attack, ha!) Basically, he talks down to me, lectures me about not knowing what was going on, ostracizing me, talking down to me and using my name instead of "College Wolf" etc etc....


Of course I respond, who wouldn't? The thing is, it was the admin of the site talking like this. And we've had problems in the past. He knows that. Why does he instigate things? What does that help? Anyhow, of course his cronies jump in and start a three-pronged aerial, frontal, and water assault on me. (Are they Bush supporters? Was that what pissed everyone off so much?) Because honestly, I was the victim that lost my gambling funds, why the need for additional personal attacks? Of course, Tom being the wonderful moderator that he is, doesn't delete any of their attacks, (even after I use the "Report Post" function that nobody else uses.) Instead, I get incensed enough that Tom eventually deletes posts of mine and closes the thread. Ha! Good problem solving skills. I attempt to post two more threads asking what is going on and why the personal attacks (That Tom promptly deletes) and before I know it I am found on Mod-review. The only other person on Mod-review was 'isawitonline' (Saw what? The plethora of lies and bullshit that you post?) This person happens to be a friend of Tom's. Go figure.


Mod-Review for me is like being banned because the only moderator that ever approved any of my posts was KD, god bless her heart. Heaven forbid she wasn't online because then I basically had to bend over and take it in the ass and was de facto banned until she got back. Not only that, I had to watch what I typed in my posts like a goddamn 3 year old, because any disagreement, argument, strong opinions or WHATEVER would not get posted. Total bullshit.


Before I knew, the horrible "ERROR, haha!" message came up both at work AND home and I could no longer access TWolvesCentral. I couldn't see the forum, log-in, or even surf as a guest. Nothing. And because of that I couldn't respond to posts about my removal. Well... now's my chance.


The first response was a simple plea, asking where I was and what happened. Tom's friends all jump in and post that they are happy I am gone. Weird right? Of course, Tom declines to give a straight answer.


”A Simple Plea
Can the people who are upset at the banishment of College Wolf please cease and desist their public protest and move it over to PM? Simple request really. I think you have made your point. Repeatedly. Everyone gets it. No need to sidetrack any further threads within this forum. |
Thanks
Grover M”
- Wow, really? You are bothered by ONE off-topic thread? Intriguing. If you are not one of Tom’s friends (I suspect you are) then you don’t know the truth until now. In which case I would hope you aren’t too mad about one thread. P.S. Oh no, don’t sidetrack ONE thread in a forum full of off-topic posts!! Haha, that shit really cracks me up! That was of course followed by some cronies agreeing with that sentiment. The usual case, etc etc.


”I don't know Mark nor do I know Stretch. Tough to be a clique when you don't know those guys. As for you, Tim, and Daddy being in CW's corner defending him time after time like CW's sh-t doesn't stink, I think you're somewhat blinded. When I get warned and put on mod review, I don't scream I'm being unfairly treated against. I accept my punishment and move on like a man. For a recent college graduate, CW doesn't act like an adult when he's corrected or moderated on this board. It seems to bring out the five year old in him.
Isawitonline”
- They are defending me against injustice because I can’t do it myself. Responses by me get deleted. As about that part above in bold, the biggest piece of Bullshit I have ever seen. Of course you don’t complain about unfair treatment. Because it doesn’t exist towards you. You get preferential treatment from Tom. What is there to complain about? P.S. I love that you come on this board and think you are king shit, arguing with people, basically think you are the smartest person ever when you are actually offending people that have been here for years, not months like you.


”...But unfair is unfair. I still think that the way Tom deals with him is not fair. Mocking and ridiculing him via e-mail, lying to me and others by saying he doesn't know why CW can't log on when he knows damn well why he can't, deleting posts made, reading our PM's, locking his ability to post on the fantasy basketball boards, are a few examples that come to the top of my head right now in which I feel Tom is being unfair...
Bonk”
- Precisely. What is Tom’s response to these accusations?


”I can't read PM's. I don't have any access to that. Not like I'd want to have it either. Sorry...no truth to that one, BonK”
- I guess none of us will ever really know that will we? The fact is, you know all of our usernames and passwords. I am sure you have never, ever looked at anyone’s PM’s. Boy scout’s honor right? As a matter of fact, didn’t you BAN Bonk for inquiring about this same thing last year? I think you did...


” As for ridiculing CW and mocking him in emails, that's a one-sided accusation and again, no truth to it. I've gotten some pretty vile stuff thrown my way by him...he doesn't accept responsibility for his actions and any time he's been asked to quiet down on a subject, he continues to push the envelope and dig himself deeper.”
- That’s a really funny one. No truth to it Tom? Oh we’ll see won’t we? As for vile emails from me?!?! LOL! I’ll also uncover that lie shortly.


”Call it 'defending' him or call it 'trolling' -- either way every moderator on this board except for Eric (who does the tech stuff) and DeROK (who's in school) has had to correct him at one point or another. Considering I rarely agree with the staff about anything basketball related, the trend that the five active moderators on this board have had to correct him and warn him about something speaks volumes.”
- Are you talking about the handpicked moderators that toe your party line? I think you are. The same moderator (cough cough Fishpepin cough cough) that made an entire thread about why he hates me? WOW, a very moderator like thing to do... No bias whatsoever. Blame College Wolf. The easy and trendy thing to do.


”As for locking his posts on Yahoo! fantasy, those leagues are a part of this board. CW lost his privileges to post in the football league because of a fight he started. He lost his privileges to post in the basketball league because he lost them here. They are an extension of this site. If it were another person's league not affiliated directly with this place, I would not request his ability to post be deleted but since it is a part of this site and we run the fantasy games, his ability to post is going to be consistent across the board.”
- HAHA! Some of the funniest fucking bullshit I have ever seen! Honestly, I got QUITE A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF THIS! “Yahoo fantasy leagues are part of this board” WHAAAA??? Haha, do you own Yahoo??? LOLOLOL! Un fucking believable. I thought you were smarter than that Tom. I lost my privileges in the yahoo basketball league as a pre-emptive strike by YOU as so that I could not inquire as to what was going on or inform others of your LIES, DISHONESTY, and BULLSHIT.


”As it is, I respect Grover's request. Any further discussion of CW needs to be done in private. PLEASE, out of respect for those on this |
board who don't care, keep any further conversation about this in private.
Pennywise”
- Of course it should be kept private, of course. Only yet another attempt by Tom to cover up his lies and untruths. Squelch the inquiries into the truth before they start, right Tom? Well, I’m not keeping it private anymore.


For anyone that has made it this far, I’d like to offer proof of the “vile” emails I sent his way. LOL, good one Tom. Make accusations that I can’t disprove because you banned me.


- My emails in bold.
- Tom's responses in italics
- My commentary is normal type.


Vile email number one:

”I applaud the way you handle adversity (even weirder because you were the cause of it...)

Just ban people and hope they go away. Just ban them from your precious site, huh Tom?

I hate to say it but you were the cause of all this. I make a post about something totally unrelated to you (my gambling account being frozen) and you have to come in and condescendingly ostracize me. Why don't you take a look in the mirror?”
- Pretty vile stuff right there. I really went to town on him. I don’t even count a single swear word, pretty impressive for me! Of course, now that people know the truth, you can decide for yourselves how ‘true’ my email was. His response is CLASSIC:

”Uh, you're not banned so this is news to me.”
- Oh right, I forgot about the technicality that you simply blocked my IP, rather than ban me. Is there a difference? Really Tom?


Vile Email number two:

”Yeah. ok. I'm not "Banned" you just blocked my IP so I can't go to the site. Your maturity in this situation is to be lauded.”


His response:
”No, your IP isn't banned either. What errors are you getting?”

- Wow, just lying through your fucking teeth. See people, I told you he is a liar. I guess he would say otherwise, but read for yourself.


Vile email number three:

”Wow. Good one Tom. You must think I am a real idiot.

Did you EVER stop and think that the only people I have problems with are the people that bait and goad myself (and others) into confrontation.... people like YOU and your friends. That's it. Those are the problem people. Know why? Cause no one can do anything to you and you coddle your friends with the power that you abuse.

Unlike the lie you just sent me, that's truth.”
- Another overly harsh and vile email right here folks. Ouch Tom, how can you sleep at night when you are getting insulted like this... or I mean, having the truth pointed out to you. His response:


”Naw, just doing something I should have done a long time ago. Tune you out completely.

If you don't like it, take your ball with you and go home. If you want to play nice and follow the rules, you'll be brought back in time.

Enjoy!”
- Tom, I thought you were nice and not condescending? Hmmm, guess not as this email points out. Openly mocking me for trying to resolve this and point out truths in this situation. I was more mature than you when I was five than you are at thirty.



Well, there you have it folks. The “Other” side of the story. The side that Tom doesn’t want anyone to know. Is that what you want the once great TWolvesCentral to become? A place where everyone toes the party line? Agrees with everyone and everything? Don't dissent, you'll be banned. Don't criticize sports figures... (At least don't be too harsh)

Now you all can read and digest to form your own opinions on this matter. You may or may not care, but I had to get this out there. I will now sleep better at night. You can look for non-TWC updates in the future.



P.S. If Tom or anyone for that matter posts a comment, unlike Tom, I won't remove it or ban you.

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This should be an interesting game. Wait... Who am I kidding? The only interesting thing will be to see if the Gophers can manage to score a touchdown. Against the number one rated team in the nation, the Gophers have no chance. We try hard. Unfortunately, "trying hard" doesn't mean a goddamn thing.


The blame should rest squarely on Coach Mason's shoulders. What an arrogant asshole. A joke. He couldn't coach his way out of a wet paper bag. On top of his utterly ridiculous comments to justify the narrow victory over D-1 AA powerhouse NDSU last week, to losing recruits and the faith of any remaining Gophers faithful. He's GOT to go. His ten year "Rebuilding" project has been a failure. He's not the man for the job. I'm getting fucking pissed just typing about him. Him and his god damn smugness should be as far away from the Gophers Football program as possible.

OSU: 55 GOPHERS: 7

Well well well. You wouldn't believe the relief I have gained from this new found forum, a blessing in disguise of my unfair banishment. For anyone else, the ability to express thoughts freely without supression is wonderous. I can't believe it took me this long...

This my friends, is only the beginning.